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Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, pleaseLeave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeeeeppppppp........

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

If you want to borrow the car, press 3

If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8

If you need money, dial 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

Auto Insurance- Reducing Your Auto Insurance Premium with Easy Steps

A major issue that we all have to deal with at some point in time in our lives is over-priced automotive insurance premiums.

It can seem so hard to find a well-established, reputable insurance company to have your policy through that will offer you affordable auto insurance. There are some things that if you are aware of them, can help you to achieve the outcome you are looking for.

One thing that is standard, no matter what company you try to deal with, is that if you are 25 years of age or younger, your rates will be much higher. Statistics have proven that most accidents that occur involve younger drivers.

This does not mean that an older driver will not have an accident; this is just the standard average. One option to lower your insurance premium is if you still live at home, you can be added to your parent’s policy and the amount will be cheaper than a policy of your own.

Another thing you must take into consideration is that your premium will be affected by how many claims you have put against your insurance in the past. The more claims you have filed, the higher a risk you are assumed to be, so your insurance premium will, of course, be higher.

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Having a Bad Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better????